Hello, I am the Ned Zelic. As I was browsing threw this internet, I noticed that there wasn't enough websites about the Ned Zelic. So who else knows more about Ned Zelic than Ned Zelic himself. So this is the Ned Zelic fan site by Ned Zelic. I currently play for Zelicastle United Jets and am the best player in the league. Some say the best player in the contenent. I say I'm the best player in the world.

This was my reaction when I found out I signed for the wrong Newcastle United

• 33 Socceroo Caps

• 3 International Goals (I've got more than Vidooka, meaning I’m better than Vidooka but you guys already knew that)

• Bundesliga winer with Borussia Dortmund

• U8FA Cup finalist

• J-League Cup winer

• Voted Australianan of the Year 18 years straight

• FIFA's World Player of the Year 2005

• Won Shot Put & Discuss in the School Carnival (I’m renowned for my tossing skills)

• Noble Peace Prize winner

• Winner of the Victoria Cross medal during WWI

• Won a Bravery Award from the Queen after leading the Zelicroos to the 1992 Olympics

• Winner of Logies Most Popular Overseas Program

• A certifikate in Year 2 for completing my homework on time for a whole week

• Winner of a Darwin Award

• Voted Rugbee League’s Sexiest Player

• Winner of the Children’s Book Award

• Voted Safeest Car 6 years running

• Voted better than Harry Kewell

Frequently Asked Questions

What's it like to be great?

It's something that Harry Kewell will never know

Why didn't you join Sydney FC, they seem good?

I refuse to answer any questions unless I'm refered to as "The Great Ned Zelic"

Why did The Great Ned Zelic return home?

To remind people that I was great

Why isn't The Great Ned Zelic in the national team?

I can't play for Croatia cause I've already played for Australia :(

Why did The Great Ned Zelic walk out on the Socceroos?

I asked Frank who was the greatest player Australia's ever produced. He thought about it for a half a minute and then said "Ned Zelic". That was the correct answer but it was a no brainer and I knew he was incapable of taking the Zelicroos to the World Cup if he had to think about that.

What happened to Ivan Zelic?

I don't know nor do I care. He was only created so I can have his organs.

Sorry Travis, I'm Croat, not Greek

FORZA CROATIA

Height: 189cm

Weight: 86kg's with my crown off

Eyes: Green

Hair: Zelicfied

Sex: Only if you wear the Ned Zelic mask

Birth Date: 25/12/00AD

Interests: Ned Zelic, cashews & draguns!

Favorite Things To Do: Calling up Harry Kewell and telling him he's crap & looking into the mirrors and seeing Ned Zelic

Future Plans: To write an autobiography on Ned Zelic and how great I am

The Ned Zelic Oath

On my honor I will do my best:

• To do my duty to Ned Zelic and to the Zelic name and to obey the Zelic Law at all times
• To praise Zelic at all times
• To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight so I can fully appreciate Ned Zelic

If I fail to obtain to the Zelic oath then the following must occur:

• If I am home, let fire destroy my house for 800 reincarnations
• If I am in a boat, let it sink for 800 reincarnations
• When I become a ghost, let me eat bloody pus, or swim in boiling chili oil for 800 reincarnations

Not even Roonaldo can pass The Great Ned Zelic!

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Damien Mori is a theif. I was the real frogger but he stole the nickname from me because his old nickname 'fat dago' sucked. This song was dedicated to me. The game Frogger was also dedicated to me, Frogger.