Philip Ruddock
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"The Minister of Sexual Offence"
Male
19 years old
Kirribilli, ACFUCKINGT
Australia
Last Login:
11/07/2006
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| Philip
Ruddock's Interests |
| General |
Stamps, Combs, Carpet. Shoe
Polish |
| Music |
Bing Crosby, Doris Day &
Jason Donovan |
| Films |
Done in 60 seconds, Chitty
Chitty Gang Bang, Itty Bitty Gang Bang, Splendor in the
Ass, How Stella Got her Tube Packed, Who’s Eating Gibert
Grape?, Robocock, Snatch Adams, Pulp Friction, Object of
my erection, Total Reball, Mortal Kumbutt, Inspect Her
Gadget, 8 1/2... inches, Edward Penishands, Foreskin
Gump, Titty Lickers, 2 Lays in the Valley, Darby O'Gill
and The Little People with The Giant Wangs, A Midsummer
Night's Cream, Horny Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone, Six
Degrees of Penetration, Done in 60 seconds, The
Sexorcist, Beaverjuice, Willy Wonka's in my Chocolate
Factory, When Harry ate Sally, Position: Impossible,
Starship Wankers, Indiana Bones & the Temple of
Poon, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Good Will Humping, As
Good as Head Gets, Deep Throat 9, The Penetrator,
Analyse These, The Hornymooners, Fisty Business, Six
Degrees of Penetration, White girls can’t fuck,
Adventures of Buttman, The 69th sense, Mickey Blue
Balls, The Knights of Cumalot, Men in Black Women,
Ferris Buller Gets Off, Saturday Night Beaver,
Pocahotass, Yourasslich Park, Free My Willy, The Blow
Bitch Project, Rocky Horny Picture Show, Shaving Amy,
There’s Something About Mary’s Vagina, Rear and pleasant
danger, As Good as Head Gets, Eating Miss Daisy, Pokem
all: The movie, Muffy the Vampire layer, Interview with
a vibrator |
| Television |
Spot the Dog |
| Books |
Spot the Dog |
| Heroes |
Spot the Dog |
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Philip Ruddock's Details |
| Status: |
Single |
| Here
for: |
Networking, Dating, Serious
Relationships, Friends |
| Orientation: |
Not Sure |
| Hometown: |
Parliament House |
| Body
type: |
0' 11" |
| Religion: |
Mormon |
| Zodiac
Sign: |
Aries |
| Children: |
I don't want kids |
| Education: |
Post grad |
| Occupation: |
Attorney General/Thugged Out
Frontbencher |
| Income: |
Less than
$30,000 | |
| Philip
Ruddock's Companies |
Liberal Political Party
Canberra, ACT
AU
Attorney General
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Ruddock's Blurbs |
About
me:
What up fuckers, it's the Rough Riding
Ruddock here dropping a few fucking lines into his
Wankspace account before he goes and donates his
hepatitis to the numerous bitches piled up by the side
of my mattress. Well for those who don't know me, I'm
the most fuckin thugged out frontbencher the House of
Representatives has ever seen. Motherfucker, when I'm
not debating anti-abortionists/pro-life soft cocks in
the lower house, I'm busy sneaking off to smoke buds on
the backbench with the Kirribilli Krips.
P Rudda's frequently asked
questions
Q. Why are you called the Minister
of Sexual Offence?
A. Read on and find out.
Q.
What are your hobbies Mr. Ruddock?
A. I like swapping
STD's with ACT's Double-D bitches and gardening. I like
to sow my seed and by that I mean shooting my sperm into
your vagina while you have just had your period which
there forth is likely to impregnate you. Classy.
Q. What happen to all those detainees from the
Tampa?
A. The hot ones were deported straight to my
bedroom. I don't know nor care about the rest.
Q. Are you a sperm donor?
A. Yes. You can
come into my personal sperm bank and ask for a taste
test at anytime.
Q. Have you ever had a sperm
count test?
A. Yeah, I have a few bitches who do the
counting on a daily basis.
Q. Are you any good
with the ladies?
A. Jesus, I get so many bitches they
have to put GST on my moneyshots.
Q. Is it true
that you are an arsonist?
A. Well I don't have
kerosene or matches but I can still make your pussy
burn.
Q. Are you religious Mr. Ruddock?
A.
Ofcourse I am. I fistfucked the Virgin Mary, popped her
cherry and let God take all the blame for my bastard
child.
Q. Do you have any pets?
A. I had a
small parakeet but it died on an account of flying into
the mirror too much.
Q. Yo mofo, you claim to be
all that but i bet you be whack. Drop us verse and prove
how thugged out you really are homie shizzle
A. You
won't believe how many "cats" out there challenge the
Rudda to a rap battle. While you cunts have spent hours
figuring out what rhymes with Woomera, I can't just
wikipedia your shithouse name to find material on.
Nonetheless, drop a verse mofo because
I would tear
this mic a part and put it back together,
Kill the
dj and turn it into an acapella,
Because I'm as
Aussie as Farlap, Richard Wilkins and Russell
Crowe
Yes all you Labour voters are known for being
slow
They spend half their day just refreshing their
emails
Waiting for that newsletter from
slightlyfemale/totallyshemale
Any cats that wanna
battle me better say their final goodbyes
Because
I'll leave them hanging high in Shanghai as I rejoice in
his demise and feast on an incubated Kinder Surprise so
it may be wise not to type a reply
Seriously, most
you fools are like Nick Berg when it comes to rhymes off
the top of your head
That's right suckor, you're
lying there on your coffin bed
So line up your hooks,
they will never sell and will only get locked into jail
cells
Where you have to ask yourself are you gay or
just gay for the stay
I could freestyle all day why
these cats remain enraged by my minimum wage
If only
they could raise that same rage when they freestyle on
this page
Q. When is John Howard going to
retire?
A. I am sick of answering all these
questions. This isn't question time. Now I'm going to
sneak into the Chambers and smoke a bowl. Go Rudd
yourself.
Don't forget suckors, Vote 1 the
GST-taxing Criminals known as Liberals. Yeah fuckers,
Liberals 3 Labour 0. Anyways keep that shit tight
homies.
KIRRIBILLI KRIPS REPRESENT!
PS -
Wiggy Wokkah BeatBoxer Boxbeater Fajita Margarita call
me Anita damnit, you knew you were dealing with the
Minister of Sexual Offence. Jesus, it was only vomit.
Feel free to visit my personal site:
http://www.stopwastingmyoxygen.com/
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Who
I'd like to meet:
Prime Minister Alexander
Downer, My Reflection & Captain Planet
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xray
cat
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11/07/2006 5:18 AM
is your daughter still out of the
country because she thinks your a little fuckstain
phil? Its ok, that bitch was bringing the families
dna gene pool down a few too many notches. what do
ya rekkon about the libs kicking a real shit at
the moment, maybe labour will pull their finger
out of kims sweaty arse and win next years
election! or not.
peace out bruz |
Frankito
Frankito Frankito
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11/07/2006 2:13 AM
Ohhh what a bitch!!!!!!! your my
number 1 man in my life.
That dame john dont no
shit and thinks he know how to take australia down
on there keens to the yanks!!!!!!!!!
well wait
to they see your blow fish!!!!!!
keep up the
good sucking mate australia needs good head vote 1
phillip ruddock you fuckers.............
p.s
your a fun boy loveing your msg on myshitspace
funny shit man. |
Dr
Claw
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11/07/2006 12:39 AM
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this
is the suggested method of dealing with opposition
children |
kurt
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11/07/2006 12:29 AM
hey tough luck today phil, pete's
ruining all your good times |
Dr
Claw
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11/07/2006 12:13 AM
Yes well i may be able to help you
with the small spot of difficulty you've had
locating one mountain dwelling moozie.......send
my regards to John John,
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Bob
Hawke
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8/07/2006 10:59 PM
Philip Yeah Mate i was pretty
dissapointed all round with that flick.. ahh he
should of came and seen me for a few tips on
acting i was a bloody politictican the finest
acters in the business... could of shown him a
thing or to on how to have drink as well! |
Paul
Keating
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8/07/2006 1:34 AM
Nah, don't worry about me mate.
I've got that piggery thing going, remember.
They're underrated, pigs. Bloody gravy train. The
little things practically crap money. Slops in one
end, money out the other. I'm living high on the
hog. |
__Skye.♥
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8/07/2006 12:08 AM
Im not sure if i want to be burnt,
but i'd rather be burnt then burried then
rotted.
lol sorry about taht comment I was
drunk lol. |
__Skye.♥
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7/07/2006 4:29 AM
hey bAZby
long time no
talk
hahahaa
miss u
hows politics?
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Paul
Keating
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7/07/2006 4:26 AM
I get asked that a lot.
No,
I'm not. I just spend most of my time renovating
my house. Seriously. It's like one of those
pissant reality tv shows around here. |
1992
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5/07/2006 2:12 AM
'sup Phil, thanks for letting my
cousin Ishmael out of baxter detention centre when
you were immigration minister. It sucks that
Xenophobic Vanstone took your spot |
Natural
Causes
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5/07/2006 1:38 AM
ahahahaha, this is a fucking mad
profile. Peace man, we'll catch up for a beer for
sure, if I can work out who you actually
are.
- Phatchance of Natural causes |
je
aimer fromage conj vin pour petit-dejeuner
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5/07/2006 1:35 AM
rud man its all a tactik keep ur
friends close and ur enemies closer i thought u
were the king of that 1 shhhh keep it
under-wraps
man i love only u and dont remember
that |
je
aimer fromage conj vin pour petit-dejeuner
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5/07/2006 12:30 AM
sup homz |
Morrissey
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3/07/2006 2:28 AM
Maybe you are angry because you
have a bad haircut. Or because you want Amanda
Vanstone and she is just not that into you. |
Linden
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30/06/2006 6:30 AM
that comment taught me alot about
you phillip |
__Skye.♥
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30/06/2006 4:02 AM
rawr rawr.
In that picture
as ur defult, ur not actully looking at the
lens.
ur looking away from it, maybe at
child porn bahgaaagahaha
dont hate me, im
drunk.
:D |
Morrissey
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29/06/2006 10:36 PM
Why are you such an angry, angry
man? You are not a middle child are you? |
just
josh
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29/06/2006 3:29 AM
date rape bro. its the way to go!
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just
josh
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29/06/2006 12:29 AM
p.s. bro, im trying to tap A.V.,
can ya hook me up homie? |
just
josh
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29/06/2006 12:27 AM
yeah dude, word up
brother!
whats with all this I.R. shit anyway.
neilson says if your shit ass enough to be working
in a factory you deserve to lose yo rights
fool!
gotcha back on this playa!
you and da
libs own the shit man!
keep it reel
playa!
josh. |
penna
dee
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28/06/2006 6:39 AM
hahaha
well it's funny you
should ask that ...
I have actually had to
stick my hand into an unflushed toilet
before
very very rough experience
...
$5 note would probly float too
I
would decide wheter to rescue it on the spur of
the moment |
just
josh
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28/06/2006 4:33 AM
duuude, you and ur coalition boys
are the madd notes.
ur a madd cunt dude, keep
it real playa!
neilson. |
-Naomi-
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28/06/2006 3:48 AM
you do know how to make me moist mr
ruddock! |
__Skye.♥
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28/06/2006 3:18 AM
thats not very nice.
:( |
The
magical gestapo fairy
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28/06/2006 2:57 AM
Big P Rudda, pimp slap your mother,
H4x0ring myspace, bust a nut in your face.
Blech. That was painful for all concerned...so
we can cross "gangsta rapper" off my list of
career choices. Aren't you glad you're not the
minister for employment? Poor kevin...nah he's a
cunt. Wait, cunts are useful... |
__Skye.♥
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28/06/2006 2:18 AM
no i would not fish it out.
why?
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HITHERTO
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28/06/2006 12:49 AM
we will play canberra, If you
promise a big bag! |
Mylee
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22/06/2006 4:52 AM
Evil Man***Ur my space is sexy***
lol |
upshot
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22/06/2006 3:17 AM
word to the ruddock camp. keep that
glare my man. much to the disappointment of damn
near no one upshot has broken off like voltron
after battle please check individual links for new
sounds...
http://www.myspace.com/brasshiphop
http://www.myspace.com/13th_son
http://www.myspace.com/wwwmyspacecompaulyj
http://www.myspace.com/celsiushiphop
peace
and war all at the same time...xo |
N><I>C><K
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20/06/2006 1:22 AM
Yeah, your shit was just so tight I
had to add you, but I must say I have seen your
face around a bit and it sure wouldn't make your
mother smile.....I love what your doing to your
"fuckspace" its excellent..
I see shacking
up with the big mama must be hard work, there is a
lot to handle there..
Keep it real P |
N!ck
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16/06/2006 1:56 AM
Hey "P-Rudd",
Personally I
don't like you... Your face antagonises me... But
I love what you stand for. Not in the politics
way... In all the other ways, such as
niggapopping.
I don't watch "It Taes Two" so
Michael Bevan can go play cricket like he
should!
Keep it tight son, I'll see you and
your boys down at Kirribilli. |
kurt
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16/06/2006 12:36 AM
well since your the scariest
looking mother fucking person in parliment, u
convinced me. you're like the living dead, almost
donald rumsfeld evil scary. love ya phil |
xray
cat
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16/06/2006 12:18 AM
thank u sir you are my true hero
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The
Lizard King
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14/06/2006 12:14 AM
Thanks Phil, I'd love to share a
few bongs with the Minister for Sexual Offence,
it'd be an honour.
Say hi to the ladies for
me!
Grant |
Outlier
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13/06/2006 11:53 PM
fucking hell yes |
__Skye.♥
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13/06/2006 9:09 PM
mmmm
hahhaa stds
i wish i had
at least one. |
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talia ||
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13/06/2006 7:36 AM
you must be giving it up pretty
easily to lil' JHizzle these days... 'cause he's
pretty trigger-happy with the nasty new
immigration laws, atm. |
Mark
{ie}
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13/06/2006 1:30 AM
any party that employs the living
dead philip ruddock is mine for life. |
__Skye.♥
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13/06/2006 1:11 AM
you are so on my top 16. u make me
hot. |
Shrekk
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7/06/2006 9:42 PM
haha! |
Maria
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7/06/2006 4:18 AM
Thanks Ruff Rider, offer much
appriciated - Looking foward to my next trip to
the ACT ;-) |
Sam
O.G.
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6/06/2006 9:24 PM
bay area respect, NIGGA |
Bogan
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